Through a series of clicks that began on someone’s Tumblr, I somehow discovered this guy, Brent Corrigan, who’s a gay porn star. Check out how filmable his life is: You’ve got teen sex, teen drugs, regular sex and drugs, murders and porns. It could easily be dark and melodramatic, but why not make it kind of punchy and satirical, with little lost baby-faced Corrigan in the...
THE SCENE: JULIA, a fetching young lass, is performing her internly duties, delivering a stack of records to the US POST OFFICE for shipping. The post office employee behind the counter, A MAN WHO HATES HER, glowers at her as he examines the address label on one of them. POST OFFICE GUY points to the bottom of the address label, where it says “DE”. POST OFFICE GUY: What country is...