Oscar Wilde is not dead. His thoughts live on in the hearts of all those who in...– from Oscar Wilde From Purgatory fascinating stuff
fox on kurt vonnegut →
here is a hilarious joke obituary that fox did after kurt vonnegut died! LOL
my name is johnathan wolcott →
very, very important.
one small step for man, which is a decent-sized...
so tomorrow is covers night here at my college, and i’m singing in not one, but TWO performances—one of this song (seen blue valentine?) and one of this song (cover of a cover, just to be postmodern). this is kind of a REALLY HUGE step for me. i used to pretty much spontaneously combust, reassemble at an atomic level, and then melt back down when forced to sing in front of people. now...
you know that scene from when harry met sally...
that has been my day.
Recently, I’ve been thinking a lot about sex. From a philosophical standpoint, of course. It all started during a conversation with friends about when you “should” (or “do”) have sex with a guy for the first time. First date? First time you dance together at a party (since dates don’t happen much at my school)? After you’ve been monogamous for a month (or...
voldevoldevoldemort: regular-lord-joesus: matthewxprzybylski: justgivepeasachance: holy shit I am fucking crying CRYING. THIS IS THE GREATEST MEME EVER ‘I can create a knifegun’ and ‘I’m a pony’ are my favourite. :’D yep. this is the best.
Wipe Your Feet: She walks into the kitchen and... →
tesslynch: She walks into the kitchen and gets a glass of wine. Her horoscope said change the batteries in your fire alarm / carbon monoxide detectors, and ask an electrician to check that you have the right wiring to handle all the electronic items you need. Use only reputable brands of appliances…
SEXIDANCE: An Open Letter to "Nice Guys" of the... →
ericasaurusrex: globochem: uprightcitizens: Hi. How ya doing. My name is Liz, and I am here with a message from the Foundation of Ladies Who Are Sick of Being Told Who and What To Do* (FLWASBTWWTD for short). This goes out to all of you self-proclaimed “Nice Guys” who write and say things like this, or this, or even this. If you have ever over-identified with a Michael Cera movie, or bemoaned...
here is a platypus running. →
Every month or so, Faris sends her mother a vintage postcard of a buxom starlet...– i love anna faris so much. (via folkinz)
Rawktumblr: 6 Serious Reasons Why White Indie... →
rawkblog: As a white indie blogger who likes rap music, I’m obviously qualified to speak for every single one of us in explaining why we actually like Odd Future. Here are some completely true, totally scientific reasons: 1) Charisma There is a subgenre of indie called “shoegaze,” which refers to…
aziz ansari crowd surfing at lcd soundsystem.