Today I made a shirt out of an old piece of my mom’s from her hippie phase (“I probably wore it braless,” she said once, with a note of scorn for her past, slutty self), worn as a dress throughout my childhood and early adolescence but basically gross because it is so threadbare and the skirt was covered in mysterious tea-looking stains. I cut off the bottom, just a couple inches...
mad rad libs
Capitol Hill Block Party mad libs, courtesy of the Seattle Weekly. “Our trip from the Land of Pines to the Capitol Hill Block Party was a true Mash Hall We picked up our good friends Skarp and Boat, who wanted to stop by The Pharmacy for some Spurm before we left. ‘Will we need the Champagne Champagne?’ Darwin asked. The trip up the hill was Mad Rad. The cops chased Austra...
key to my
This was my favorite, FAVORITE book as a child. I remember it every now and again, have to re-establish the title and try to find pictures of the pages online (impossible), and feel saddened all over again that it’s out of print. Listen up: you ever want to win my love forever? Find me a copy of this book. Though on second thought, maybe it’d be even better if I found it myself in...
the best nicknames I've come up with for my dogs
Sadie (15-year-old decrepit Border Collie, much more ancient and skeletal than she looks above) Lovely Bones Ruth Sader Ginsburg Marquis de Sadie Keely (5-year-old ditzy English Shepherd) Keelzebub Keeyonce Keeser Wilhelm Assface
if I die before I wakeboard
tetradugenica: i pray the lord, my soul to takeboard